The Turtle and the Hare

Synopsis
Carrie is presented to Stanford Blatch's adored, classy grandmother, but comes to the conclusion his being gay cancels all his qualities on her bottom line and probably in her last will. Miranda is losing her self-respect after many rejections, but turns to blind dating, just to walk out on the first man who's still willing to give it a go when they meet. Samantha tries everything to turn Bernie Turtletaub, a Wall street guru but society laughing stock with viciously bad breath the girls met at the "singles" table at a posh wedding, into a fashionable date, but can even the best PR expert's make-over make up for his intrinsic lack of charm?

Trivia

 * The title is a reference to Aesop's Fables, "The Tortoise and the Hare".

Cast

 * Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw
 * Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones
 * Kristin Davis as Charlotte York
 * Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes
 * Willie Garson as Stanford Blatch
 * Haviland Morris as Brooke
 * Timothy Wheeler as the Turtle
 * Sebastian Roche as Jerry