Season 1 Episode 8 Three's a Crowd
Carrie: Why is it that putting a tie around a man's neck...
is sometimes even sexier than taking it off?
Big: The reason we had the threesome is because we were both looking for something or someone else.
Do you know anyone who's right for me?
Then it was just the two of us. 'And I realized the real appeal 'of the threesome: It was easy.
It's intimacy that's the bitch.
Season 1 Episode 9 The Turtle and the Hare
C: Why did you get married?
B: I was a fool in love.
C: That is so sweet.
B: And then I was a fool in divorce court.
C: Now you're just a fool.
B: Exactly. Which is why I'm never getting married again.
Suddenly, I had to concentrate on breathing.
Saturday afternoon in bed with a man who shared my passion for passion.
Season 1 Episode 11 The Drought
New York City is all about sex. People getting it.
People trying to get it. And people who can't get it.
No wonder the city never sleeps. It's too busy trying to get laid. But if you ever actually do manage to get someone in bed... the real fun begins.
Season 1 Episode 12 Oh Come All Ye Faithful
C: I need a sign.
B: What, like in those old religious movies? A voice from above?
C: Just tell me I'm the one. You don't have to tell your mother or the whole world, just...Just tell me.
After he left, I cried for a week. And then I realized I do have faith. Faith in myself. Faith that I would one day meet someone... who would be sure that I was the one.
Season 2 Episode 1 Take me out the Ballgame
Break-up rule number four:
Never stop thinking about him even for a moment...
...because that's the moment he'll appear. As he made his way through the crowd.
I felt calm. I had accomplished the perfect first meeting. I looked good, I felt good and I was with the new Yankee.
Season 2 Episode 5 Four Women and a Funeral
B: You want to play a second game?
B: Are you sure you're ready to get killed all over again?
I didn't know what we were talking about anymore. But either way, I knew the answer.
C: Yep, Iet's do it.
We never made it to the second game. I didn't know if it was suicide or not. All I knew was Big and I had been reincarnated...and I'd never felt more alive.'
Season 2 Episode 6 The Cheating Curve
That night, in Mr. Big's kitchen, I performed an unnatural act of my own.
C: I cooked. Voila. Fondue.
B: You didn't cook. You just heated up cheese.
c: And tore up Iittle pieces of bread.
B: I'm touched by your effort.
c: Okay.It's the only recipe I could ever master.
AII righty. Now...tell me you Iove it.
B: Tasty. Now you tell me.
C: It's horrible.
B: Can we go to a restaurant now? I take it back. You're an excellent cook.
Season 2 Episode 7 The Chicken Dance
B: This is New York, nothing's shocking. We've embraced public urination.
C: But these people think they're soul mates.
B: Did they actually use the term soul mates?
C: Several times.
B: l give them three months.What are you wearing?
C: Do you believe in love at first sight?
B: l believe in lust at first sight.
C: l'm serious.
B: So am l. Come on, l need a visual.
C: l don't know. A top, strapless.Denim. Were you asleep when l called?
B: That's OK.But next time, be at the door...naked.
Season 2 Episode 8 The Man, The Myth, The Viagra
C: I want you to know my friends better.
B: I know your friends fine.
Charlotte is the brunette.
Miranda is the redhead.
And Samantha is trouble.
C: I want them to know you better.
They've never really spent time with you...
...and you're so funny and cute.
Season 2 Episode 9 Old Dogs, New Dicks
B: Look, maybe you need a key to know that I'm crazy about you. But the thing is, I've given out, Iike, five keys...and you never get 'em back. And maybe I hog my bed. But it's my bed and I Iike you in it.
C: I should hit you more often...
B: And the oranges.
B: The oranges have to go. This is something I don't Iike about you. I hate that you eat oranges in my bed.
C: You do?
B: They're sticky and they make the sheets stink.
C:What are you gonna give me for the oranges?
B: A negotiation?
B: This could take a while.It Iooks Iike I may have to spend the night.
That night, for the first time, Big spent the night at my place.I realized that neither of uswould ever fundamentally change...but we were talking about it. And maybe that was the biggest change of all.
Season 2 Episode 10 The Caste System
It's easy for me to say,
"I love you, New York. "
It's not so easy to say,
"I love you, Mr. Big. "
The first time I realized
I actually loved Big...
...was over toast and coffee one morning.
B: There's something I've been meaning to tell you ever since...the night I gave you the purse - You can take it back, if you don't Iike it.
That became the first night. I wanted to tell Big... "I hate you".
Season 2 Episode 12 La Douler Exquise !
C: This isn't about work. This is about us getting closer...and you getting so freaked out...that you have to put an ocean between us.
B: I don't want to talk about this anymore.
C: Why is it so hard...for you to factor me into your Iife in any real way?
B: I guess old habits die hard.
C: Maybe I can't do this anymore.
B: I understand.
C: I bet you do...
Season 2 Episode 18 Ex and the City
An hour later, I had solved the unsolvable friendship equation. It seems the answer is this: Cosmopolitans plus scotch equals friendship with an ex.
C: Go ahead, friend, tell me about the girl.
B: She's very sweet
C: Okay, enough! Don't tell me about the girl. No can do. Maybe we should make a pact: We don't talk about our relationships until they get really serious.
B: It is serious. We're engaged.
Then I had a thought, maybe I didn't break Big. Maybe the problem was, he couldn't break me. Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone...just as wild to run with.
Season 3 Episode 8 The Big Time
Season 3 Episode 9 Easy Come, Easy Go
B:Where is your sense of humor?
C:Where is your wife?
B:Guarding her bid on the silent auction.She's got her eye on a beige chair.Everything in my apartment is now beige. Beige is bullshit.
c: I thought you wanted beige.
B: Yeah, well... It doesn't quite fit. Have you got a smoke?
c: I quit.
B: We always used to share a cigarette together.
C: We did a lot of things that were bad for me together.
Season 3 Episode 10 All or Nothing
C: we gave in to our baser instincts, shit happens, blah blah blah.
B: Are you wearing glasses?
B: You sound like you are.
C: It can't happen. You're married.
B: I'm aware of that. But it was pretty fucking amazing,wasn't it?
C: That is so not the point. we're intelligent beings. we have to learn to rise above the physical stuff.
B: You can learn to do that?
Apparently we couldn't.
Season 3 Episode 11 Running with Scissors
Our affair like our hotels had gone from elegant with crystal to seedy with plastic cups.
B:This room smells like take-out curry.
C: It's too hot, I can't do this.
B: Are you saving it for your boyfriend?
We're so over. We need a new word for "over".
Season 3 Episode 18 Cock a Doodle Do
C: Because, sweet friend,you and I are like that red wall. It's a good idea in theory. But somehow, it doesn't quite work.
And just like that, I realized Big and I weren't "us" any more. We had become something else. What it was, I had no idea.